Recently, Megan Hauserman (of 5,000 VH1 reality shows including her own Megan Wants a Millionaire) was in New York and she helped make a dream of mine come true: a play date for Winston and her own runty chihuahua, Lily. Lily is my favorite dog in the world, mostly because she isn't like a dog at all: she's more like a guinea pig on stilts with an overly long tongue and a completely zonked out disposition. Like Winston, everything about her screams: NOT OF THIS WORLD.
Above are some selects from the meeting of Winston and Lily. I know it's not tremendously eventful, but I really feel like getting the two together is an event in itself. In my head, this is epic. And if nothing else, at least it proves that Winston is far bitchier than any female dog.
I love in the beginning how Lily is so excited about the people. Then Winston comes over, and Lily doesn't know whether to pay attention to the people or Winston sniffing her ass.
Posted by: amy | August 10, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Is Winston a top? He keeps smelling her ass.
I love your cat! He's hilarious. He is cuter than the little doggy.
Posted by: Deon | August 10, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Thank you! I have been so desperate for Winston updates.
Posted by: valerie | August 10, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Winston and Lily are soooo cute! Lily looks like the sweetest thing ever, she's all gentle and good-natured. You can just see it in her. I hope they become good friends!
Posted by: spleeness | August 10, 2009 at 01:10 PM
omg! thank you for posting! I was having Winston/Rudy withdrawal!
Posted by: Leslie | August 10, 2009 at 01:32 PM
Winston is awesome as always. Lily really is a precious little - pup? Winston sure is an ass man, isn't he? LOL. It's okay. My boy Buddy is obsessed with his own and Horus' (his brother's) ball sacks. The only problem is both of them were neutered. Buddy also likes to mount Horus and bite the back of his neck. *sigh* I love my gay cats. Plus, they are so much easier to get along with than my bitchy female kitty.
Posted by: Mandy | August 10, 2009 at 02:11 PM
Is this real life?
Posted by: steele | August 10, 2009 at 02:11 PM
Funny how Winston turned out to be the butt-sniffer.
Posted by: Wookie | August 10, 2009 at 02:54 PM
Hahaha.
Winston is more interested than she is! What's all this about?
I wonder what would happen if Melvin and Winston got together?
Most likely a grumpiness explosion or a catty bitch off...
Posted by: Melvin at Mouchois | August 10, 2009 at 03:17 PM
Have you guys approached VH1 with a pitch for a Winston-Lily reality show? I'm not kidding!
Posted by: HouseofJules | August 10, 2009 at 07:18 PM
Winston is an ass-kitty!
Posted by: Dara | August 10, 2009 at 08:40 PM
I would watch Winston-Lilly of Love with more interest commitment than I have any of the recent VH1 shows.
They can have all sorts of cats, dogs, and muppets/gremlins/etc on to see if one or both of them can find the being of their dreams.
Rudy can be Big Rick/Big John. But not Riki Rachtman, because Rudy is too awesome for that shit.
Posted by: jordanbaker | August 10, 2009 at 09:49 PM
yeah! a winston vid, this is the cutest thing ever! at first it looked like winston wanted to get cozy and sleep next to that little thing LOL! then he was like "stop looking at me..don't move, or I'll swat ya"
Posted by: HEIDI | August 10, 2009 at 11:07 PM
is lily chubby? or stubby?
Posted by: HEIDI | August 10, 2009 at 11:12 PM
I love winnie! He's a kitty after my own heart. If you want something NOT OF THIS WORLD, he should have a play date with my alien rescue cat from Taiwan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WR0gJJiwZU
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1408/1465957358_435c06e4b7.jpg
Posted by: Mary Ellen | August 11, 2009 at 02:39 AM
You should do a post about how fucking god-awful Megan's new "show" is. Ugh.
Ok, that video was really cute though. Winston is so an alien. And Lily is just...is she actually retarded? But in a super-cute sort of way?
Posted by: Golden J | August 11, 2009 at 09:38 AM
Cute except for Megan constantly shoving Lily into Winston's face and scaring Lily to death. Animals aren't here for our entertainment, use kids for that. Would u do that to a retarded child?
Posted by: FrankieD. | August 11, 2009 at 09:51 AM
We have the same couch. ^_^
Posted by: Jess | August 11, 2009 at 10:20 PM
Rich, randomness, but I totally had a dream where I met you on some vacation and we fell in love. It was bliss, I was sad when I woke up to find it was just a dream. I didn't tell my significant other about it. the end :)
Posted by: mike | August 11, 2009 at 11:46 PM
you think everything winston does is cute..even when that hiss came out of his piehole!LOL
Posted by: HEIDI | August 12, 2009 at 12:40 AM
oh. my. god. this video was made in my dreams. the two most hilarious and bizarre animals to ever exist... together. forever.
Posted by: emily | August 12, 2009 at 02:23 AM
This has made my morning. I am still unclear as to why I am obsessed with all things Megan, but I am. I'm pretty convinced she's a comic genius, though.
(My obsession with Winston is more easily explained.)
To have a Megan-Lily-Rich-Winston fourshot is almost more than I can handle.
Posted by: nolabrarian | August 12, 2009 at 08:43 AM
Hehe, cute video. winston is like, okay, who do we have here?
Posted by: Holy Cuteness | August 12, 2009 at 12:19 PM
The little bubble over Winston's head is saying, "What IS this funny-smellin' thing? Definitely not a banana...yet oddly intriguing...."
Posted by: Andrea in Brooklyn | August 13, 2009 at 10:05 AM
How does Winnie manage to look fascinated and bored at the same time? I wish I could master that skill!
Posted by: Melissa | August 13, 2009 at 04:26 PM