Do you know how many damn banners I've made for this site? Probably about a million. Here they are in one post (at least, I think this is all of them). Some are such crap (like the one above, which was my first ever and way too literal in its identity struggle) and some I love so much that it disappointed me to take them down for the sake of keeping things moving. But now, like the horror villains they frequently depict, they live again and in an even cheesier context. I'll add to this as each banner goes up and I'll link to it on the side since I know you're just dying to keep up with all this.
My favorite, incidentally, is the Requiem for a Dream one. I'd forgotten about it and how wrong it is. After all these years, I can still make myself laugh. Aw, me and me are perfect together. Best couple ever. [HT to Steele for suggested I throw all this shit together in one post.]
I thought for sure the Swan Brooner would be your favorite... and you seem to have a Saw fetish. My personal favorite - Angela Basset burning your shit up!
Posted by: CCGuy | October 21, 2009 at 01:12 PM
I love the Suspiria one, the Dancer in the Dark one, and all of the Nightmare on Elm Street ones.
Posted by: GMF | October 21, 2009 at 01:25 PM
The Lost Highway one is hands down my favorite. That guy is just SO CREEPY!
In fact, I love that banner so much that I often find myself walking up to friends and saying, "we've met be-fourfour." Yes it gets a lot of odd looks.
Posted by: T.S. | October 21, 2009 at 01:29 PM
Which one is the Requiem for a Dream one?
Posted by: Jean | October 21, 2009 at 01:41 PM
The one with the crazy pilled-out Ellen Burstyn. Hillarious!
Posted by: Chris | October 21, 2009 at 01:51 PM
Love the Adventures in Baby sitting banner, don't think I've ever seen that one.
Posted by: Rebecca | October 21, 2009 at 01:55 PM
Ah, thank you. I'm impartial to the Princess Mononoke one myself.
Posted by: Jean | October 21, 2009 at 01:58 PM
The Requiem one is about a third of the way down and it says "I'm gonna be on fourfour." So good.
Posted by: Bach | October 21, 2009 at 02:02 PM
the Sleepaway Camp one is my favorite.
Posted by: Els | October 21, 2009 at 02:09 PM
Haha, when I read this I said "YEAHHH BOII!" Flavor Flav style. Awesome, my favorite is "My Neighbor Fourfour-o."
Posted by: [email protected] | October 21, 2009 at 02:12 PM
hahah i LOVE the waiting to exhale and clueless banners
Posted by: Michelle Schoonmaker | October 21, 2009 at 02:28 PM
They're all so good! I agree about the Lost Highway one. Robert Blake was horrifying even before he became a murderer! Or a wrongful-death-er.
Also the Clueless one made me LOL.
Posted by: Lauren | October 21, 2009 at 03:03 PM
I love how the recurring themes seem to be Gremlins, the Grinch, boobs and sheep.
Fourfour, where men are men and sheep run faster.
Posted by: Candy | October 21, 2009 at 03:15 PM
Now you just need to list what each image is from!
Posted by: Aaron | October 21, 2009 at 03:16 PM
I like the one of Penny Cruz' boobs. Good stuff.
Posted by: k | October 21, 2009 at 03:51 PM
I second the need for a list of what everything is from. There are so many here that I ALMOST recognize, and then its lost.
My personal favs: "You're drunk, you're stoned, and what's more you're four four", the Rose Lindsey one, The Female Trouble one, and the Angelyne one from Earth Girls Are Easy! Awesome.
Posted by: trixie | October 21, 2009 at 03:52 PM
what is the one with mlk and malcolm x from?!>? its driving me crazy!!!
also, my faves are the renton one and the guffman one ( but not because youre boring!)
i think you should make a winnie one!
Posted by: gluegungeisha | October 21, 2009 at 03:52 PM
Nomi Malone in Goddess is really super awesome.
Posted by: Storm Keas | October 21, 2009 at 03:55 PM
I'm so glad you posted these.
It's also worth saying that now that I've seen fourfour so many times the spelling of four is starting to look weird and not right.
Posted by: the maljax | October 21, 2009 at 04:03 PM
"Right on top of that Rose!" God I fucking love that movie and that actress.
Posted by: Rob W. | October 21, 2009 at 04:11 PM
I agree; Fourfour looks French to me now.
Also: HOUSE PARTY!
Posted by: stephie | October 21, 2009 at 04:17 PM
Where are the images #187c (with the kid against blue backround, with the o's of 4 making his eyes), and 154c (the banner that is up now) from? It's killing me, 154c
Posted by: victorihi | October 21, 2009 at 04:32 PM
By the end of that, I had to double check that four was spelled F-O-U-R. It started to look wrong after a while.
Posted by: Annie | October 21, 2009 at 05:00 PM
I love the Don't Tell Mom one!
I start a new job Friday, and I've already decided to make whatever file I use to organize certain things titled The QED Report.
Posted by: Michael | October 21, 2009 at 05:27 PM
I love the Gremlins ones - and I don't even like the Gremlins movies!
Posted by: Monica C. | October 21, 2009 at 06:32 PM