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Milla

could i really be FIRST? LOVE YOU RICH!

Jenn

That Hurricane Erin gif keeps cracking me up.

Glad I'm not the only person who thinks there's something off about Kara. Though if there was, you'd think she would have brought it up in the casting episode to get some more exposure.

On "The Dish" last week, Danielle said of the new ANTM song at the end of the episode, "Do you think those guys wrote that song with the show in mind?"

Marissa

Haha, connizing.

m

Your porpoise story is familiar to me only because I think I read it like that for about a year. Maybe intentionally, maybe not.

Hen

First?

Sarah

Great commentary and a My Girl reference! I love that Jesus is Bianca's inspiration.

mswags

love it..your recaps are the best part of monday

Michelle

Kara looks like a busted Kelly Bensimon. This really is the year of jacked up eyes. It all started with Camille from NYC Prep. I wish one could bottle the sunshine and rainbows that come out of Laura. Oh wait, Grandma Wanda Sue already has!

Stephanie

Ha ha, I am so glad that I'm not the only one who initially misinterpreted the "Obviously, a lot of the girls don't understand how races work, and races don't have manners" line. For the first few seconds I thought she was speaking racially, and it made me a little uncomfortable.

I can't believe Ashley is still in this. I don't see Erin lasting long. From the beginning she has seemed like a Lauren Brie to me - she's going to effortlessly take really edgy photos that get praised, then she's going to get cut unexpectedly for one mediocre photo or for a lack of personality. I don't see Kara lasting long either.

Lauren

Laura's reaction to her best friend dying of bee stings made me LOL during a conference call.

cloudy

grimingering.
YES!

Cindy Lou Who

i swore i thought i was the only one who noticed the lost dog thing.

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My strategy - when they first described the race - would have been to run grab the clothes, and (w/out stopping to put anything on) go directly to the shoes and the make-up and THEN get dressed.
But then again I am not a model and don't have the same - ahem - intelligence as a model.

Bloody eyeball, Laura, Erin, Kara, and Rae seem like the front runners (although Brittany seems like a judges fave).

Brittany looks like some starlet in the scarf photo, is it Natalie Portman? and she looked emaciated/boney in the photo shoot

Stephanie

?: "Brittany looks like some starlet in the scarf photo, is it Natalie Portman?"

I actually thought she looked like Yoanna. An emaciated Yoanna.

JJ

haha, love this recap.

loved the "connizing"! though, in my head it's spelled "conneyezing" . . . same thing with "smize" . . . it's totally "smeyez" :)

spazmo

Erin looks like a cat flinging a white mouse with her teeth in that GIF! Come to think of it, we haven't had a good critter-themed photoshoot in a while. Unless you count horses as vermin, which only giant people can really do, and let's face it - these girls are pretty much the opposite of giants.

I hope after this someone puts Laura in a slasher movie. She'd be a perfect Final Girl. Instead of being a shell-shocked, hollowed-out husk of a human being at the end, she'd emerge from the carnage with a spring in her step and a carefree smile on her sweet face.

Great recap, Rich. You should get some kind of Olde Timey Award for that Elixer GIF.

Royaldutch

I totally had the same reaction when Erin started talking about the qualities of "races". I thought, "holy shit! We found the bigot!" Then I was kind of disappointed to discover she wasn't talking about people.

Bianca James

I totally misread Highlight's catchphrase as "Fun with a Porpoise" too. I think that's because at age 6 I knew what a porpoise was, but not a purpose. Isn't a porpoise just a glorified dolphin anyway?

Vanessa M

So, just for the record it's Macauley that dies of bee stings in My Girl. Because I cried my ass off in the movie theatre and embarrassed a friend of mine who kept saying "I TOLD you the kid dies on the way here."

Laura's picture was really cute anyways. I seriously idolize her. So adorable, so happy, so loving of nudity.

Erin looks like Brooke. But she is no Brooke. Boo.

Vicki

My favorite recap so far this season. Thanks Rich.

I still don't see what everyone else sees in Erin. She's like a stankier version of Mena Suvari and her "makeover" just makes her look nastier. Ick.

Also, "grimingering" = AWESOME

Melissa

That Hurricane Erin gif is hilarious. I just love the photos that come flying back after she's tossed them.

I can't believe I wasn't the only one who messed up the Highlight's tagline. I used to say "Fun with a Porpoise" all the time. I bet Gallant would have never messed that up. Okay, if I can digress for a moment, but who else thought Gallant was the biggest motherfucking nerd of all time? I mean, really. Once, just once, I'd like to see a Highlights where Goofus crosses over into Gallant's box and the title is all "Gallant succumbs to peer pressure and takes a shot." You only live once, Gallant.

Ahem. Anyway. I too was disappointed in Erin's crying. Own your bitchiness!

I am not impressed with Jennifer at all. I still can't shake this feeling that they're setting up an Asian winner, and they're going to compliment her no matter what she does. I don't care. I don't like her or her ptosis, which actually sounds like someone trying to spit so I guess it fits.

Johanna

I thought Highlights' tagline was "Fun with a porpoise" too!

My sister, on the other hand, thought it was "Fun with a propose."

Probably not the best tagline for a childrens' magazine.

Vicki

That Macauley Culkin resemblance is starting to freak me out. Uncanny.

Jenny

I too have always thought it was "Fun with a Porpoise". Maybe it's the font or something, but then again, I'm not super observant. I recently learned the dude painted on Alaska Airlines planes is not Abe Lincoln as I had previously believed.

Loved the Culkin reference. Looks just like him!

Jenny

I too have always thought it was "Fun with a Porpoise". Maybe it's the font or something, but then again, I'm not super observant. I recently learned the dude painted on Alaska Airlines planes is not Abe Lincoln as I had previously believed.

Loved the Culkin reference. Looks just like him!

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