Mama Lucia on a roll, Mama Lucia in my nightmares

Ever seen those 10-second meatball commercials for Mama Lucia Meatballs that run during Judge Judy? You know, the blood-curdling ones? The knowing way that woman looks into the camera makes me wonder if Mama Lucia is people. We never see her lower half; perhaps Mama Lucia meatballs are made of Mama Lucia. The name would make that much more sense. Also, I never see these meatballs anywhere but on TV. It's possible that only a few packages were made: all that this woman's leg and butt meat would allow.

Anyway, here's my reedit that expresses how this woman makes me feel. I'll certainly see her in hell. For your reference, the original clip is below, as well as a still of my creation. Use it as your last-minute Christmas card. 

 

And may all your Christmases be bloody from meatballs made of old-lady legs and butts.

Comments

[twitter.com/MyHeartsOnFire]

The forehead meatball pentagram is just too much for words! Love.

[miks]

it's like "the best of hitchcock sound effects" in the background...or evil dead. god, you're good.

[snookie's bumpit]

where dey sell this shit at?!

[Mark]

I've had it a few times before. They're not too bad, but definitely not the greatest meatballs ever.

[Driver B]

Hmm, we always thought this was just a local commercial. . .the song is so catchy though, I never noticed that Mama Lucia herself is evil incarnate!

[Lisa]

They run these commercials during Wheel of Fortune, too (DON'T JUDGE ME), and I'd never heard of them nor seen them in the store. Of course, they also run spots for Steak-Umms during The Wheel, and I had no idea those were still in production. Apparently, I'm out of the loop in re: sketchy meat products.

[Samantha]

My grandma loves these meatballs, they're in the fridge right now. I think they taste god-awful... like they're not even made with "real" meat...!!

[torrinpaige]

Just when I think I can't possibly love you any more than I already do...you give me something so delightful to brighten up my Christmas. It almost makes up for the fact that you went to see Avatar. (I'm boycotting for all eternity...too much pushing for me. I realize it cost 8 gabillion dollars, but every second I see yet another promo, spot, sneak peak, blahdeblah and damn!) Although, I will say that I almost reconsidered because of your review. Almost. Merry Christmas, Rich.

[MsKit]

Thanks for the year long laughs and entertainment Rich, you always make things a little brighter or a little more interesting (or sometimes, a LOT more!)

Merry Yulemas to you and all of yours.

[jase]

mama lucia in your teeth, mama lucia in your stools...

[T.S.]

More like Mama Luciafer.

[KW03]

Yay! Now I know what ya'll were singing in pot psych this week. And it's going to be stuck in my head too, only we don't have that commercial here so people will just think I'm a weirdo.

[Sam]

lol I thought I was the only one that noticed and thought that!

[Winstrol]

Does it mean that this food is poisoned?))

[Pam Litwin]

Ever notice that little kid at the end makes a face like he hates them? Why would anyone trying to sell something put that kid in there?

[Lisa]

ITA PAM! That little kid is funny. I am sure he tried it and they probably tasted like saw dust and ketchup.

[Ba Ba Blind Sheep]

I JUST saw one during judge judy and the little girl with meat sauce all over her face made me want to vomit. So I immediately googled "Mama Lucia is gross" out of reflex

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