That time that Bo Derek nursed a chimp

I can barely believe what I'm posting, but slogging through Tarzan, the Ape Man and then finding the extremely NSFW image that's after the jump was like finding a pot of blowjobs at the end of a rainbow, except said rainbow would actually be a long, boring ribbon with lice in it from the Hallmark store and the blowjobs would be performed by animals, which is awful I know, but OH MY GOD:

I'm no prude, and even though I'll probably never do it again, I understand that boobs are fun to suck on. That's great. Everybody suck more boobs! I just cannot believe that the frigid MPAA was down with this (and still is since the movie is in print and everything!), and that Bo Derek, the sole producer of Tarzan, the Ape Man, was like, "Yes. That time that the monkey rounded second on me is sooooo going in the movie!" This has to be the most line-crossing thing I've ever seen in a film OK'ed by the MPAA. A cursory Google search came up with zero mentions of this, which means I'm either the first person to point out the fucked-upedness of this, or I'm just easily excited. Kind of like that monkey.

Anyway, here's a still. I'm tempted to transcribe this scene and read it for Porn for the Blind or perhaps recreate it with Winston and some peanut butter on my nipple, but I doubt even that would make it more real. My mind is blown forever.

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