I know that taking someone's words out of context, chopping them up and rearranging them is kind of cheating (virtually anyone saying anything can sound funny with such treatment), but fuck it -- sometimes you just gotta entertain yourself. And so I did:
Granted, if the video source weren't LOL-full in the first place, I wouldn't have been so inspired. This really just consolidates her weirdness. I didn't put the "onion soup" or non-scary costumes or put the jazz hands in her mouth! Also, she seems to be having a great time, so I guess I'll be pounding B-12 this weekend at whatever rager I inevitably find myself at.
I think this might be the first video I've seen where the many YouTube captions that get it wrong...
...are about as coherent as the ones that (mostly) get it right...
"Music doesn't change...people change the music" Classic!!!!
Posted by: KyvtheDyv | March 19, 2010 at 11:09 AM
I just saw your hero for the week or so, and thought you might like this gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzghx9JiWH1qz72j6o1_500.gif
:D
Posted by: Eline | March 19, 2010 at 11:50 AM
When did she start talking like William Shatner?
Posted by: S. | March 19, 2010 at 12:28 PM
The captions had me in tears, especially the "beginning of time" one. Bravo.
Posted by: Emerlie | March 19, 2010 at 01:44 PM
As-Pah-Rah-Gis.
Posted by: Dennang | March 19, 2010 at 02:03 PM
man, that just makes me sad.
she really threw it all away.
her face is so puffy and her voice is like blohan's now.
such a waste.
hope the crack was worth it.
Posted by: gem | March 19, 2010 at 03:10 PM
Why does this remind me of the scene in Precious where Mo'Nique's character is in the social services offices talkin about "Who gon love me?"
Posted by: J-Rocka | March 19, 2010 at 05:08 PM
OH GOD i love you so hard right now, rich.
Posted by: Sam | March 19, 2010 at 10:54 PM
rich, i love you. my favourite part - she hugged me...with her arms. amazing.
Posted by: warren | March 19, 2010 at 11:39 PM
Great stuff. My favorite caption is "sex in essence salted to school."
Posted by: Felipe Anuel | March 20, 2010 at 01:40 PM
OMG RIch YOU'RE THE BEST!!! This made my day :)
Posted by: Justin | March 20, 2010 at 02:31 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: chris | March 20, 2010 at 10:00 PM
She talks, like a regular person.... She is courages... and stepping out into public... it will take time to build up her Energy again...
Posted by: Sherry | March 21, 2010 at 07:21 AM
Onion soup and asparagus,huh? All kinds of good smells must be coming out of that one!
Posted by: Michelle | March 22, 2010 at 05:16 PM
Sorry, but I have to say that after watching the full interview, your splicing together of certain phrases does not accurately represent Whitney in the interview. She comes across in the interview as a mature, calm, intelligent woman. You could have manipulated any interview out there and gotten the same effect.
Posted by: rhino | March 23, 2010 at 02:19 AM
Yeah, I also think she threw it all away...too bad for Whitney. I remember when she was at the top of her game...how things can change so quickly.
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