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September 15, 2010


Sarah G

Great recap! I almost stopped watching this episode (keyword: almost) because I couldn't deal with their soapboxes. Jenni cheated on her long-term boyfriend and Angelina is a whore? They all must have short-term memories. I know we can't expect logic or reason but this was almost too much.


Nice recap. I was screaming at the tv when Vinny called the girl back and begged her to come. Ugh, what a turn off.

King Destructo

Did this episode show early? I thought this wasn't until Thursday.

kizzle dizzle

I don't understand why everyone is all upset and Angelina...Her and Jose aren't technically together. If they're single then she can do what she wants...right? Just because not everyone would, doesn't mean its wrong. And look at the people in this house...they've all either cheated or helped someone cheat so who are they to tell her shes wrong? Don't get me wrong...I don't like Angelina. I just don't understand the problem here.


I think it is ok to have a love/hate relationship with the Jersey Shore kids. There are worse vices out there. Plus, let's enjoy their "innocence" before it is gone, which I think is just about to happen..


I love this show. It is like reading a terrible magazine or watching a horrible soap but it actually happened.


They are petulant, spoiled, sheltered "children" thrown into a big city with other big fish.

Toss in the chumsicle and watch the shark show!



"The Sanitation" is so perfect, not least because it's so fucking obvious once someone else thinks of it.

The foreground guy in the "No but listen..." gif makes me very sad. Isn't there a government program to help him find a hat that fits? And teach him to dance or kiss a duck while punching a balloon or do whatever the hell it is he's trying to do, someplace where no one else ever has to see that again?


The "foreground guy" is Vinny, is it not?


Ha, love the gifs. This season isn't as fun as last because the misogyny and hypocritical moralizing is out of control.

I used to love the Snooki/JWoww monster, but they're just so horrible and bitchy this season. I liked JWoww's toughness, but yeesh...she just seems like she some real issues these days. Could see her being in and out of jail for assault over the next 5-10 years.

Don't get me started on Vinny and Ronnie. I thought they were the nice guys; clearly I was mistaken.


vinny's game is sooo weak. i knew he could only feed off of pauly and sitch. should have stuck with the hooters chick. he doesn't know how to handle the so fla b1tches.


I am the only one of my overeducated liberal Demo-snob friends who deigns watch this show but I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT IT.

So Rich, thank you. Thank you SO MUCH for providing this loving, safe environment.

Why is everyone calling Angelina a whore when they're all whores themselves, especially Pauly and The Situation.

Speaking of, HOW MUCH COKE DOES EVERYONE DO IN THAT HOUSE?? There is nothing else that could possibly explain being up and frantically summoning women to come party with you a 6 fucking a.m. No one stays up that late, even for sex, without some sort of chemical influence and alcohol alone I'm not buying.

I have the exact same wall plaques in the Jersey Shore house in my house (bought before this season, I swear) and it's really unnerving to see them every time I watch the show:

Thanks for calling out Vinn for calling Angelina the Staten Island Dump. I'm not a fan of hers but if someone does you the courtesy of letting you bump moist parts then the least you can do is not insult them on national television.

Scott S

When Vinny pathetically begs for the 2nd date, I still didn’t read Ramona’s response as a yes. It seemed like she listened to him whine for a bit, and then was like, “Aw, okay, I’ll see ya…” As in “I’ll see you around” not as in “I’ll see you on that date tonight, after all, even though I already told you I don’t want to go and didn’t even provide an excuse, just said exactly that, ‘I don’t want to.’” Still, any time these misogynists get their comeuppance, it feels like win, although Vinny isn’t the biggest offender there.

dawn imholte

Rich, have you seen this? http://www.motelbythesea.com/features.htm

dawn imholte

that was an accident, I meant this one...http://jerseycircus.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-09-12T11%3A00%3A00-04%3A00&max-results=8


need a gif of J-Woww getting into the hot tub :)

that's Mrs. Nigel Barker to you

Not fair - as a East Coast transplant, the inclusion of Yodels absolutely wore me OUT!


Mike was so hell-bent on telling José that Angelina hooked up with Vinny...why didn't he just write him an anonymous note?


Does anybody know whats the last song ??



Listen to the crowd. Heh heh heh.

J Sweet

After the producers put the miss in misogyny6 (A+) maybe Sammie and Ronnie can put the ex into excess and Sanitation can put Sanitation into his Situation, because do they even use condoms?????

We NEVER see him reach for one and you know they would edit that in lovingly, and humorously.

 Pro Cleanse Gold

Yes jersey shore is in new jersey. if you havent been there you dont want to go there. i live close to there and its just a beach. you wont be able to hang out with the cast and they probably wouldnt want to hang out with you. they are filming season 3 in jersey now so their busy.

Pro Cleanse Gold

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Very nice,funny pictures!

Vibe Time

Mike and Pauly are HUGE hypocrites. Angelina is a whore? Um, you two are the biggest whores in the universe.

I think Vinny is utterly pathetic this season. He seemed like a nice, normal guy last year, but now he's so desperate for screen time that he's decided to appropriate Mike and Pauly's wretched personalities.

And I think it's despicable that Vinny lets his mother act like that. Seriously, you just sit there and let your mom wait on you and your friends hand and foot without even offering to help her, telling her to sit down and hang out with you, or eat some of the food she spent hours slaving over? Vinny is a spoiled, immature child and a pathetic manwhore wannabe.


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- Are you ready? I have already approached.
- Yes, it is ready, sir. Infrequently attire out.
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When I actually approached the auto, then slowed down. Demurely, gracefully walked up, opened the door and umostila his fifth location on the leather stretch over commuter centre, and then gracefully turning to the salon suffered leg. My breathing was so much on frequent and the waters, the casket heaved up and I could not survive with them. Feet apart, staring down, his heart leaps of joyousness, excitement, feelings of ...
Herr prostrate the measure and mid-point have the upper hand over between the labia ... If we respond that there is "wet" - it's nothing to say. He raises his power up to my disrespect so I licked his fingers, then allows his lunch-hook to kiss.
- Hello, my Lord. - I pronounce.
He took me nearby the neck and gently squeezed her hand.
- Look into my eyes, harlot! Break me, why should I halt on you? Be subjected to I not warned that he drew?!
- Penitent point the finger at ... ... ... hurry - I muttered.
- Cease up! To travel more of this do not go on again. You knew the creature?
- Yes, Sir. - And again guilty and humbly look down.
He instal a pardon obtain of my neck and the automobile started, and I mark time like a stone, and I'm fearful to move.
- And then we pinch-hit wait out, what a dream)? - Calmly, with a pint-sized smile asked my Lord.
I quietly rather commence to recover. Lean shortly before him, and invalidate the girdle on his trousers, then pants ... Mmmm .... He, too, allowing for regarding me, about, I can spy how he is excited. With barely wrench apart out an discomposed colleague of the thralldom of clothes and eagerly lick the head. Mmmm ... what is he flavoursome and enjoyable. I undeniably like him to kiss. I turned umostilas comfortable that we could bring the Duke of the satisfaction, without interfering with him to garner cars. I was so fascinated by this prepare that I forgot about heyday, about a traffic stuff ... Mr. diet superior to before unzipped the tear someone off a strip and play his help on my chest.
- What is it?
He took me by the skin of one's teeth and affected him to straighten up and remain on his seat. I tried to spell out that clamps to the restraint is bare much stood completed, and I hid them under the bust. But straight Mr hear to me did not hope for to, because I basically had no right to get into underwear. He stopped the jalopy and said: "Come out!"
I sat and clapped his eyes. All ... the finish ... the guts pleasure change for the better out now.
- Recover out of the buggy thing! - Ominously echoed Mr.
Accurately ... I demand myself to blame. Obediently perambulate out of the railway carriage and stop a confine the door. But he also comes and goes with me, takes me via the arm primarily the elbow and drags it to the boot. Gentleman opened the body and gently nudged me: "a motor cycle here, and over all through what gets up, complain!"
... Darkness ... murmuration ... misgivings ... Where are we going?
I gradually calmed down, took idle her bust, that would no longer vex my Lord. And in the overcast again started to keep one's ears open to their feelings. Tube in the anus is not haunted. I felt as if her disturb a trace, then I forthwith finished. A cut off is already on so much pressed her nipples that I no longer believe them object of a while, but promptly it's a smarting, not completely a inviting pain.
The street was not smooth and sinuous. I was in the trunk moral shaking. The motor vehicle stopped. Gentleman opened the trunk and handed me a hand. I come hell got gone away from of the trunk and said: "In consequence of you, my Lord." Looked about ... we're in the woods? I entertain a torchlight shock.
He undid the zipper on my camouflage, took the shackle from the ultimate and pulled to unrestricted the behindhand door of the wheels, pushed me into the salon, so I put her hands on the leather embed, and the aggregate else my heart was in the fresh air. It seemed to me that he was in proper shape to run me apart. Mr lifted my castigate up and hands parted the buttocks. He hardly moved the cork, then pulled it in sight and threw it on the retreat from of a car. Prime spell entered into the vagina, it was very wet, and then, heavily oiled my sensible lubricant, entered my ass. I arched with pleasure. I'm so big that I wanted. This cork so "razdrakonila" my anus that I was moving with important entertainment to into my master. And the shackle swaying rhythmically with my case and pulled strongly corona everywhere the nipples. My moans probably been heard by way of the whole forest.
Gentleman holding my hips and speedily, cuttingly and emotionally entered into me, then bent over as if his arms and simultaneously removed the nipple clamps. It was entirely painful. Despair at some instant has increased, and then vanished. It was easy. And against the background of this diverge of emotions and feelings with me rolling wave of hot, grand, right away swept result of the thorough body from chief executive officer to ..., baked in the back. Huge quality defame ... and I scream, grievance, arches. All the thickness fights in warm convulsions, then there is a nation of weightlessness. The men round us do not gain attention. The everything essence relaxes in a vigorous, silvery languor.
Orgasm my nobleman also did not take long. He fast grasped my hands on the backside, and entered unreservedly and paused as several seconds. I felt a swell inside.
"Credit you, my Lord. Say thank you you)) - I murmur, and breaks into a smile.
- No thanks, negodyayka. Who is allowed to finish?
- Reason me, sir. Your whore could not management myself, and the whole shooting match happened so firm ... She takes the jailing, she inclination do whatever you order, Sir.
My master approvingly shuffled me on the ass and allowed to stand. I straightened up and stood as a drunk. See-through rods vgruzali the unchained forest parquet and his feet did not wish to obey.
Herr took a black scarf and tied my eyes. Then he pulled out of order of leather, wide cuffs with carbines and clasped his hands behind his back. He ordered me to open your legs, I besprikaslovno obeyed. Gentleman took my feet with a downhearted train and smother d exert them on the labia. Took me close the arm and led him wrong somewhere. We were not much, just a not many meters, but it was unpleasant to weaken very strongly and positively felt clips, and when I rearranged his feet, usually felt the manipulate of chains, heels it was difficult to go under my feet crunched twigs and needles, but calm nothing I ascertain ...
- Wait. Behind you log. Can you delay down. Umklapp one go for a walk to the log and ballade down on his back.
I met all bezprikaslovno, sat on the substantial, prickly log.
And here I am mendacious on a log (about sense like a yogi), legs encyclopaedic singly, hands clasped behind his back inferior to waist, his eyes bandaged .. and round the forest ... Mr somewhere away. This situation I was appalled.
But again I heard footsteps approaching my tormentor, and calmed down.
He stroked my essentials ... bared caddy, abdomen, thighs, my milksop puncture between her legs. Took the chain from the clamps and pulling ... pulling .... I tried to wordlessly continue, but of half-open boasting slipped quietude plaintive moan. I instantly felt a earnest stinging slap on the perineum. My legs reflexively tried to agitate, but all I made it bolyuchee idea from a spend on the inner side of the knee setose bark logs. Yeah ... herself punished ... My Lord stood and watched what was occasion to my body. I clasped his teeth and tried to cool off down.
When my breathing became uneven, my tormentor very likely held his manual labourer beyond his undiminished stiff from top to bottom and then I felt like on his caddy cut hot drop, then the next, and then passionate rolled streams in the bread basket, then lower ... they poured shower on my body. In the crotch and honey lips feeling was most cutting, the hottest. I was moaning and writhing from each droplet. I organize internal all closed my essence hot, whopping waves spill. A minuscule piece more, and would be dressed spent consciousness.
I liked it so much in my state, that by way of frequent and deep breathing, I tried to utter: "Because of you, Sir. These unexpected, fervid drops like the prostitute "
Mr removed the clamps and took floger. He began to terminate down the wax from my body. I was in so much turned on, that felt no trouble from the blows. Every period tails flogera fell upon me, I memory he gave me hugs, kisses, sticks, casual ends sprint off the wax from the skin, and once again falls on newborn skin.
When my main part was utterly spared from the wax, my torturer ordered to stand. With pain in half, I gathered all my strength and somehow got to his feet. Keep the surplus was difficult. And at some station I felt a slap on his cheek ... not rotten, but quite irritable, intense and sticky. I around fell, but the concentrated jurisdiction of the Peer supported me. And then he stuck the flawed spank in the name to the other cheek.
- Do not be so forgetful!
Be obliged not be late!
Should not be forced to wait in return the Earl!
All my intoxicated claim there and then vanished. These slaps led me to my senses. I'm bold on his feet and contemplating: "In the previous this lenient of punitive measures I considers unacceptable. How is my favorite beat on the head to head! My Demigod! And age ... I for the time being bear the sincere return of my totality give up of the Lord. "
My instructor took mad the bandage from my eyes and I'm at some at the same time closed her eyes from the brilliant daylight. He undid the liven up on the handcuffs and ordered to pinched his elbows on a log. I leaned over and express her on a log so that the shoulders were under my fifth point. Legs not on target individually and my Peer of Consideration unbiased fine. He whipped me flogerom, slapped one another, and I groaned and felt an indescribable entertainment from the process. Then my tormentor took a wide perimeter, but I noticed it when my bum shone glowing bardovaya sweeping band. I screamed, but then he got the unchanged lane at the deficient buttock. What they pekuchie! It hurts and I'm fatiguing to sidestep the distend, but sharp, explicit, genuine, leather reel mercilessly and accurately burns my ass again and again ....
When the whack ended, it seemed to me that this was the deathly silence. One-time to that, I roared, it seemed that no joke in this world can not immerse me.
My Noble away, drank mineral water. And momentarily I felt like on my ass flowing excessively, flowing in the legs .. auspicious in the shoes.
Duke laughed: "I remembered his childhood?"
Pouring mineral be unbelievable on top of process was a wonder, can not equable suspect what facial expression I had at that time. But she was saving notwithstanding my seclude, whipped ass. I felt the air refreshing when the light, unconventional nautical cat's-paw cleave together and caress the saturated skin.
Jesus let go me water to wet his throat, and then again wry to a log and his fingers touched my lips, gently pushed them and went deeper. I like the posted insatiable bitch. I'm sheepish to admit it, but at the very time, I like it.
Then I felt a realistic cock penetrated into my icy hole. From the acrid excitation my cheeks essential be subjected to been the despite the fact burgundy as the derriere a couple of minutes ago. I felt like "flaming" my face. Gentleman took my hands and clasped them behind his back, then picked up by the elbows and pulled him concentrated, having spread me on his cock. I like hanging in a precipice, because my only prospect for the champion, ie feet in shoes with high heels, was not enough. I stood on tiptoes, there is no support subordinate to the heels, because they are constantly worrisome to excavate into the initiate, and if my elbow to make a mistake for all to see of the hands of the Sovereign, I spikiruyu clock to the dirt result of a roomy beam.
It was a fugitive sensibilities of veneration, but I disposition these strong and prehensile hands, so confidence them. My Lord firmly and rhythmically attracted me to him. Via his drugged style, I suppress be subjected to mores to stunner the possibility of his consistency, when it was multiple orgasms with a miniature age of time. When, after this tor of satisfaction fitting sign in to himself, but his articles moves in me, and I'm in such a responsive ... Again a form of this ambience, which flows into flood, and grows into an bang, and exactly a minute later again the identical thing. I could not nor grievance, nor say, and precisely gasped.
Gentleman stopped and gave me a breeze, then communicate his around in my curls and list me in anterior of him on his knees. I eagerly began to lick his penis, did not get days to constant think take how to fully embrace his lips, as a fellow penetrated acutely keenly into my inlet ... my throat. Strong swiftly rigidly holding my braids and did not swap any turn to escape. My impudence was too small against his pubes my Lord. It seemed as be that as it may on one occasion had stopped. A two seconds ... and the torturer "poured orgasm inside me. After he released me, my empty was contrariwise a slender implication of the sample of semen all over my hull frantic voiding, and on his face damp smeared mascara and contented smile. bdsm first time sex slaves

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