Mariah Carey appeared on HSN this week in a pre-taped interview hawking her Merry Christmas II You album and getting her ass licked by host Colleen Lopez (sample bullshit: Colleen claimed that Mariah looks younger now than she did in 1994, when she recorded her first Christmas album). And speaking of asses, Mariah would like you to know that the noise coming from hers is not of her body but her leather chair. I love how in the clip above, she keeps starting over, clearly thinking that they'd edit out her not-farting, but they kept it in! I'm sure the idea of being possibly mistaken for being just like us has her mortified.
Mariah's vocal ability might be fading as she gets older...
But her vocals from... down under... sure aren't!
Posted by: Stephen Bigoski | October 22, 2010 at 12:55 PM
All I want to know is....WHAT IS WINSTON GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR?! :)
Posted by: Elissa | October 22, 2010 at 01:49 PM
I hear her ass has a 5 octave range.
Posted by: ger | October 22, 2010 at 02:49 PM
Being pregnant makes some people pooty.
Posted by: SJ | October 22, 2010 at 03:26 PM
Mariah Carey is an icon of class, strength, integrity and talent. As a lamb I demand that you take down this mariah hating propoganda!
Posted by: teenstar | October 22, 2010 at 04:43 PM
C'mon, dude. I have to call bullshit on that one. How many people "like us" do you know who'd want some stranger (and an audience) to think we farted? Especially if we didn't.
Methinks the fanboy doth protest too much.
Anyway, thoughts on the new single? From when I first heard it, I wondered what your take on it would be. I find it kinda funny that I've written about it, and you haven't.
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That wasn't gas that axe-ploded...it was her career.
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And I also am waiting in desperation to see Winston (and Rudy in their Halloween costumes.
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Posted by: Dm Cook | October 30, 2010 at 06:10 PM
Merry Christmas II You is the thirteenth studio album and second Christmas album by American singer Mariah Carey. The album was released on October 29, 2010 and features four original songs, all-time Christmas classics and a re-recorded version of her 1994 Christmas hit "All I Want for Christmas Is You".
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