After my Internet disaster last week, I figure I should return to regular posting by going with what I know: cats. Here's a re-edit of a VHS my boyfriend found called From Cats to Kittens, featuring a woman named Ann M. Childers being weird, celebrating contact with cats' genitals and espousing all kinds of information that you do not need whatsoever. Mysteries regarding stool, the color of cat food and which sex of cat is responsible for pregnancy are all revealed!!!
I love how she adopts glasses whenever she talks about health/diseases.
Posted by: Dan | January 31, 2011 at 02:42 PM
Whoa! The shot of the gray cat at the foriegn car specialist shop is familiar to me, because I take my car there! The cat is no longer around though.
Posted by: La_chica | January 31, 2011 at 04:15 PM
What an odd editing job... but I'm sure a good way to distill all of this information into one digestible bite of crazy! Honestly I'd like ot watch the whole thing! As a fan of cats and a fan of Rich, loved seeing this crazy video. Thanks!
Posted by: Mardi | January 31, 2011 at 06:09 PM
BTW my favorite part: "Children in general are loud... for the last test, clap your hands and shout at the cat for about 5 seconds." This made me LOL for some reason!
Posted by: Mardi | January 31, 2011 at 06:13 PM
that lady was totally batty!!
although in all seriousness it can be important to help kittens out with potty time and to make sure their poo is okay...I say this because of my experience with fostering kittens all the time. Like these two that almost died on me cos they got intestinal parasites.
http://i.imgur.com/m5roC.jpg
and Rich, if you weren't already busy enough with blogging I'd tell you to help EIT edit their stuff!! You'd make a great member to the team.
Posted by: Chickengirl | January 31, 2011 at 06:26 PM
Who wants to go to a cockfight?
Posted by: ben | January 31, 2011 at 06:28 PM
holy shit that cracked me up
Posted by: Lauren | January 31, 2011 at 08:35 PM
really liked that one
Posted by: jessica | January 31, 2011 at 09:28 PM
I would like to meet the 30 year old cat. OK no, I wouldn't.
Posted by: ger | February 01, 2011 at 01:59 AM
Random and OT: I just discovered this amazing picture a few minutes ago. Maybe I'm the only one who didn't see it months ago, but anyone who hasn't seen it yet must: http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/tag/michael-jackson-drinking-vodka-with-midgets/
Posted by: Jessica | February 01, 2011 at 03:03 AM
LOL..wow awesome vid. This made me smile this morning :) Thanks for sharing ....and Welcome back!!!
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Posted by: Toy Couture | February 01, 2011 at 08:55 AM
ahaha. So great. Your cut killed it, especially near the end. Thanks for the laffs!
Posted by: Rabbit | February 01, 2011 at 09:50 AM
"Children in general are loud..."
Posted by: Selah | February 01, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Rich, I hate to hijack the thread but I saw your interview with RuPaul you did for your day job. He had such nice stuff to say about you. My heart is bursting with pride vicariously.
Posted by: Vanessa M | February 01, 2011 at 05:54 PM
My favorite part was the fun fact that cats are one source of ringworm! How exciting?
Posted by: Vanessa M | February 01, 2011 at 06:11 PM
Rich, I've been following you for years, and aside from the Rock of Love/Bus recaps, this is my favorite piece and your best cut to date. I can't stop watching it. I shared it on Facebook and my friends LOVE it. I directed them toward this fabulous blog. Thank you so much, you are fucking hysterical.
Posted by: Michelle Johnson | February 02, 2011 at 12:30 AM
BLAST 'EM!!
Was anyone else super pissed we didn't get to see the lady clap her hand and yell at her kitten for 5 seconds??
As always, Rich, great job!
Posted by: Marty | February 02, 2011 at 01:05 AM
This is so much funnier than it has any right to be. I lost it when she talked about spying on your cat while it poops then digging it up after.
Posted by: investigatoryjournalist | February 02, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Loved this... thank you!
Posted by: Bliz | February 02, 2011 at 11:27 AM
That was freaking amazing. Bravo.
Posted by: Julia | February 02, 2011 at 11:49 PM
It looks so cute. I wanna rear it in my home.
Posted by: Max Cleanse Pro | February 03, 2011 at 01:39 AM
That made me laugh too hard. I'm trying to put my kid to sleep here!
Posted by: Lauren @ Hobo Mama | February 03, 2011 at 02:43 AM
Cats are kinda shy animal..
Posted by: Force Factor | February 04, 2011 at 08:16 AM
But these are very scary. Aren't these..?
Posted by: Affirm XL | February 05, 2011 at 05:02 AM
i like how the "up next" video is about the green river killer.
Posted by: rachel | February 05, 2011 at 01:51 PM