Here is a cut I did of a Jehovah's witness propaganda VHS called How Can I Make Real Friends? Spoiler: The actual video is as incoherent as my trash compactor (a term coined by Cinefamily that I learned at Everything Is Festival -- it describes videos that take crap and show the best of it without any of the aspirations of comprehensiveness or critique found in supercuts). Spoiler No. 2: The first, dubbed French girl is a lot more gangster than you are, I BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS.
Unrelated to the video, but not entirely to the headline: Here's my review of Friends with Benefits. Two words: Hated it. Two more: Flash mobs.
I love that the only acting skill those girls have is saying "Hel-oooooooo" at the start of every sentence.
Rich, your ability to find the weirdest of weird never disappoints!
Posted by: Lisa | July 22, 2011 at 01:30 PM
as an ex-JW I just got a terrible PTSD-like flashback. I should call my mom and see if she has any old VHS JW propaganda, but I don't want to give her false hope. I do kind of wish I still had my copy of Young People Ask the book, though, because the pics and captions are very LOLzy. The chapter on Masturbation is a comedic gold mine.
Posted by: Sarita | July 25, 2011 at 09:04 PM
We can be acquaintances with people who don't share our beliefs, but we wouldn't develop close friendship with people who don't have the same love for God and Jesus as we do, or for the laws and principles in the Bible.
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Posted by: RP | July 26, 2011 at 10:40 AM
It seems to me that the Witnesses in these clips don't have friends because they are dour human beings, not because of their religion. I'm a severely lapsed Catholic and have a friend who is a Witness and she is outgoing and friendly. We just don't talk about religion.
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Posted by: Mike | July 27, 2011 at 12:30 PM
I was laughing all the time. Very hilarious clip
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