Mariah Carey was on HSN for eight hours yesterday. She declared her love for what she was selling, Italy, pools, meet and greets and everybody several times over. Here are most of those instances.
My favorite thing about this is how disaffected she sounds throughout, which is typical of her speaking voice, I guess, but not her decidedly affected musical persona. She's serving more vision of blah here.
Oh, look, and here's another HSN cut I did (I could do this everyday!) of Mariah's many "moments." "Retro moment of gypsy whatever" is my fav.
Bonus TWSS moment: Did you know that Nick Cannon beats guys off?
For real.
I watched this in awe yesterday and the whole time I was hoping you were witnessing it too. Glad to see that was the case :)
Posted by: dana | July 26, 2011 at 12:34 PM
I think she is in love with herself
Posted by: Michelle | July 26, 2011 at 01:53 PM
For real!
Posted by: Gen | July 26, 2011 at 05:15 PM
What better way to show you approve of someone than beating them off?
Posted by: SW | July 26, 2011 at 05:39 PM
What killed me was when she said it was so hard to design her exclusive rose print. After watching an hour and a half of Mimi's shenanigans,I turned to Absolutely Fabulous. I swear at the 4:55 mark of this video, Bo Chrysalis is wearing the exact same print...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erq2mcwLgY&feature=related.
I believe that episode was from 2000-2001. So someone needs to tell the butterfly princess that her pattern isn't so exclusive.
I would also like to thank her for making childbirth seem so traumatic. I will never have kids because I don't want to be forced to wear stretch pants, horrible peasant tops and pave crystal, butterfly charm earrings.
Posted by: Devon | July 26, 2011 at 10:30 PM
Slouch boots are heinous.
Posted by: Noah | July 26, 2011 at 11:44 PM
She does have an obsession with certain words and "moment" seems to be a new one. She always repeats words like "nice", "festive", "bleak", "darling", "sublime" and the phrase "pink yet lavender" on a never ending loop. There are others but some lamb/stan will fill them in. I don't know if this is her poor attempt at trying to sound like the girls from Absolutely Fabulous or something deeper.
I'm not going to diagnose but I hear repetition or head counting of words in a sequence or succession is a symptom of some OCD patients. Just throwing it out there.
Posted by: anonm | July 27, 2011 at 08:37 PM
Ha! AbFab hivemind.
Posted by: anonm | July 27, 2011 at 08:39 PM
I love this video
Posted by: electric | July 28, 2011 at 05:01 PM
When you take a gem like Mariah, Gawker barely alter the gem to just get is sold but you cut that gem to precision to make it sparkle for all to admire.
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Posted by: Killervirgo | August 02, 2011 at 06:09 PM
I love this video,Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Best iPad 2 Case | August 02, 2011 at 08:48 PM
Rich, I am so impressed that you managed to sit through the entire 8 hours of Mariah to put this together. Apparently "I love ..." is Mariah's "it's alright," a la Eeyore.
Posted by: Suzsqueak | August 03, 2011 at 01:52 AM
I love the video. Thanks for the share and I think she is just plain gorgeous.
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Posted by: Ralph Lauren Outlet | August 23, 2011 at 03:49 AM
The first video gave me anxiety at work. haha I couldn't finish watching it I wanted to kill myself. Thanks for sharing
Posted by: Ron | November 22, 2011 at 10:21 AM
she tells the poor co-host all about her child birth/pregnancy experience like she is the only woman in the world to have kids. and like he cares!! mariah you're nuts
Posted by: Jane | November 23, 2011 at 06:29 AM
Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Stop Blue Screen Error | January 26, 2012 at 01:21 AM
She's a selfish has been. She is rude, crude and quite frankly a bitch. Twenty years ago she was cute. But the act she puts on is just to over the top. Who cares about her? Really? She sits on a toilet like you and me. She isn't nothing but a person that was BORN able to carry a tune. That's it! She didn't spend 20 years practicing on a piano or on a guitar. Why people treat her like she's something special. She needs to get over herself!
Posted by: Joel Tarpanis | May 30, 2013 at 10:24 AM
Mariah is a very talented woman everyone always has something bad to say about her or any one else stop being haters if u can't say something nice don't be rude no need to hurt other peoples feelings Mariah is a beautiful person so she is a it of a diva but she has earned it god bless her an all that continue to b ugly to her
Posted by: Jc | June 26, 2014 at 03:12 AM