La Toya Jackson took to Stickam last night to say that shit she's been saying since the June release of her second memoir, Starting Over (much of that same shit, by the way, is in the book). It was pretty hilarious, since it was live and her mic kept going out. (You can watch the recording at the chat's page -- the video and sound are out of sync, which is kind of perfect.) When you could hear her, she did things like claim credit for MJ's love of crests and for coming up with the idea to name children "Paris" and "Prince" (not only Michael copied the idea, but so did Kathy Hilton, at least in the former case). One of my favorite quotes of the night was, "Jan is always saying something about something." JACKSON FAMILY SECRETS REVEALED. Put that in your 900 number.
My other favorite moment is above, when La Toya vaguely described her fear of small cats, and vaguely explained how that fear does not extend to large ones, like the tiger she's posing with in the picture she's describing. It makes no sense, but then again, if it did it just wouldn't be La Toya. I am in love with the fact that she is the most visible Jackson in pop culture! My her reign be eternal!
Haha! You can trust all small cats--especially Winston.
Posted by: Elissa | August 01, 2011 at 12:29 PM
COMEDY GOLD RICH
'Im terrified of house cats you have no idea. I don’t trust cats I am sorry they may turn on you.'
What the hell is Latoya on? Please post more of her ridiculous mutterings. Much appreciated.
Posted by: Michael Singh | August 01, 2011 at 06:58 PM
I like that she also doesn't fear black cougars.
Posted by: Sharif | August 02, 2011 at 05:50 AM
She love big cats, so do i, aahahahahaha
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Posted by: rs2shopping | August 15, 2011 at 04:08 AM
My grandmother had an absolute terror that a small animal like a cat (or a rabbit, because, you know, of those killer rabbits out there) would somehow get into her house and come up onto her bed. I'm not sure what she was afraid it was going to DO once it got onto her bed. I never wanted to inquire.
When some friends gave me a baby rabbit and I brought it over, she practically needed some men in white overcoats because the creature had briefly crossed her threshold.
I got my revenge. *posting from a bed with about four lazy cats sleeping in it*
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Fear of small cats, I love it. They should make a TV show out of this.
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