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Wow

Keeping all four contestants in the competition is supposed to make us feel like this:

However, I am not tickled pink. My reaction is more along the lines of::

Mondo Kayne

Kayne isn't a bitch, he just plays one on TV. And here, I thought he couldn't help but perpetuate the stereotype of the bitchy queen! I think pretending to be one is a wonderful way to win friends and influence people.

During his time of elimination, our little seamstress (?!?) kept it together. All he had to do was meditate and repeat his mantra: "Destiny's Child, Destiny's Child..."

But really, with Kayne gone, who will pick up his bitchy slack? Oh right: Laura, Jeffrey, Uli (sometimes!) and Michael. No homo.

The erotic exit of V

Sigh.

(Download)

I'm really gonna miss him.

Angie in the sky with fleurchons

The worst thing about Angela's elimination? No more nightgown.

Anguish!

Wait.

Recap will be up Tuesday. Go outside or something!

You look hotter eliminated

Actually, no.

The title of this recap is a total lie. My bad!

I know this world is killing you

She's dead, everybody!

DEAD.

(I wish I could take credit for that top image, but it was actually sent in by reader David Smith. I spontaneously ejaculated when I opened the picture, and I figured that was a good indication of its post-worthiness. I mean, look at the beautifully precise absurdity. Look at the unicorn. David Smith, I salute your genius.)

What are we gonna do now that our very own Rainbow Brite has ceased shining?

Bullshit.

On top of everything, we no longer get to watch the prettiest girl in all the land on a weekly basis.

While I have you: I'm thinking of posting the bulk of the sound bites in a new format (specifically, something like this). I'm thinking that most of the sounds I post are a one-click deal anyway, and it might be a pain in the ass to have to wait for your MP3 player to start up and keep it open and whatever -- something integrated into the page just makes more sense, I think. Tell me your thoughts. And while you're at it, tell me your dreams (am I in them?).

Just like Jesse James

Awwww. Unlike cockroaches and, well, Cher, Bradley is not eternal. But a what a guy, you know? It kinda sucks that one of the most clearly down-to-earth people on the show is now gone. I mean, that exit interview was practically heartbreaking. "Given where I'm at, I did what I did and that's it. Y'know, I'm going home." Don't fret, Bradley: we both know that everywhere you go, there you are.

Wait, who?

Oh right, Bonnie's distinguishing feature was that big horn on her head.

Now I remember her. She was the unicorn.

Word is that Alison was not happy about this elimination.